Energy Efficient

#1 · May 13, 2002, 7:13 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because
attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign..."Energy
efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in
exhaust."

A Long Wait
=========
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a
long
holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars
ahead
of him in front of the service station.

Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend,"
said
the young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits
until
the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my
business."