Exercise Program Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
this,
so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like
heck
they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling
my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!
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The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:  Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the walls Wade through the morning paper  Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains out of mole hills Hit the nail on the head  Bend over backwards Jump on the Band Wagon Run around in circles  Advise the President on how to run the country Toot my own horn Pull out all the stops Add fuel to the fire  Open a can of worms Put my foot in my mouth Start the ball rolling Go over the edge Saturday  Pick up the pieces.  Kneel in prayer Bow my head in thanksgiving Uplift my hands in praise Hug someone and encourage them  What a Workout!  |
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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