Expressions
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"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."
"Gooder 'n grits."
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"Wintery roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."
"When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no 'count."
"If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheel's still turning, but the hamsters dead"
Medical Terms
Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
Dilate...........................To live long.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...........................A small lie.
G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor........................More than one.
Varicose......................Near by/close by