Eye Troubles

#1 · October 31, 2000, 9:27 am

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Eye Troubles

"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes."

The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen
an opthalmologist?"

"No," replied the patient, "just spots."

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Sanity

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they seem okay, then it's you.