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#1 · June 26, 2005, 10:47 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Eyewitness"
 

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.
 
"Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer.
 
"Sir," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole."
 
 
"New Bride"
 
 
A new young bride calls her mother in tears.
 
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
 
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all
just a misunderstanding."
 
"No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey
roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
 
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
 
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the
airplane ticket."
 
"Airplane ticket? What did you need an airplane ticket
for?"
 
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a
frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska."
From Brian
 
 
"Testimony Night"
 
 
 It was testimony night in the church.  A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked land where sin is on every hand.  I have had a terrible fight with the old devil all week."
Whereupon her husband, who was sitting glumly by her side said, "It's not all my fault either; she's tough to get along with."
From Brian
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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