Faith Of A Child
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home.
Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed.
Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!"
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(^_^) Pastor Norton (^_^)
The Pastor Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to
play golf.
So he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
convinced him to do the Sunday service for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Pastor Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meetanyone he knew from his parish.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it
was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to
let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I
guess not."
Just then Pastor Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the
hole. IT WAS A 420-YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked
at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
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(^_^) Loud Whistle (^_^)
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from
one of the back pews.
Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into
silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a
thing?"
Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle...
And He just then did!"
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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