Falling Fast
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A guy jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back.
As he's falling he realizes his chute is broken.
He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly
approaches he realizes his options are limited, he takes off the parachute
and tries to fix it himself on the way down.
The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 500
feet another guy goes shooting up past him.
In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey! Do you
know anything about parachutes?!"
The guy flying up looks down and yells, "NO! Do you know anything about
gas ovens?!"
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