Famous People's Next Job Interrview
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Julius Caesar -- My last job involved a lot of office politics and back
stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.
Jesse James -- I can list among my experience and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette -- My management style has been criticized, but I'd
like to think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotine -- I can give your company a head start on the
competition.
Hamlet --My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Lucretia Borgia -- My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the
department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
Genghis Khan -- My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I
downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several
countries.
MacBeth -- Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of
guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?