Farmer Brown
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the family doctor regarding problems he was having
with his wife.
"Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have
to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of
hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care."
"Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried.
"You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in
the field until dusk. I'm just too tired."
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take
a shotgun with you next time you work in the field
and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky.
When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a-runnin'."
About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor
...this time really depressed. "What's wrong" asked the
doctor. "Didn't you take my advice?"
"Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until
hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer.
"I haven't seen her since."