The empire the devil exercised over man, did not arise from any dignity in his person, or any right he had to him in himself, but it was first founded on sin, and granted to him by the justice of God, and was not the power of a prince, but of an executioner. Had not sin first opened the door, his venom could not have infected us, nor his power have hurt us. He could never have been our accuser without some matter of charge from us: nor ever have been our executioner, had we not fallen under the hands of divine justice. His power is erected upon our crimes, whereby he becomes the minister of divine vengeance.
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#1 · September 12, 2000, 7:08 am

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Fast Driving

Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?

The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
a ticket.

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BONUS JOKE

Picnic Portions

My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back.

She said, "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the
buffet table five times???"

"Not a bit," I replied.

Then I added, "I just tell them that 'I'm filling up the plate for my
wife'."

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