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#1 · July 20, 2001, 7:58 pm

Posted by: root <root@...>

From a disgruntled Southwest Airlines employee....

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt,
insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like
every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably
shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend
from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before
assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide
now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll
try to have them fixed before we arrive.

Thank you, and remember, noboby loves you, or your money, more than Southwest
Airlines."

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