Feed One
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today."
The farmer replied: "Heck, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
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x*x Saying Prayers x*x
A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughter's room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet.
"What are you doing?" he asked her.
She explained, "I'm saying my prayers, but I couldn't think of just what I wanted to say. So I'm just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best."
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x*x Hitting The Bottle x*x
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she responded back to the minister, "Mommy can't talk on the phone right now; she's hitting the bottle."
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x*x The Artist x*x
A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question: "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know," the boy said, "Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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