If there is no final place for civil disobedience, then the government has been made autonomous, and as such, it has been put in the place of the living God. ...And that point is exactly when the early Christians performed their acts of civil disobedience, even when it cost them their lives. ...Acts of State which contradict God’s Law are illegitimate and acts of tyranny. Tyranny is ruling without the sanction of God. To resist tyranny is to honor God. ...The bottom line is that at a certain point there is not only the right, but the duty to disobey the State.
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#1 · July 5, 2005, 2:41 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"FEMALE GOLFING TERMS"
 
 
 
1.  CADDY -- 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to
defend herself.
 
2.  CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again.
 
3.  DOUBLE BOGIE -- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."
 
4.  FAIRWAY -- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
 
5.  GOOD LIE -- Weight on our driver's license.
 
6.  GREENS -- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.
 
7.  HOLE-IN-ONE -- Time to get new pantyhose.
 
8.  IRON -- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
 
9.  ROUGH -- Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much
anything.
 
10.  SHAFT -- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
 
11.  SLICE -- "No thanks. . .just a sliver."
 
12.  TEES -- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.
 
13.  WATER HAZARD -- Giving the kids too much to drink
before a road trip.
 
14.  WEDGE -- Bathing suit that's too tight
 

"Purebred Police Dog $25"
 
The ad in the local newspaper read:  "Purebred Police Dog $25". 
Thinking that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Freeman ordered the
dog to be delivered. The next day a van pulled up and left her
the mangiest looking mongrel she had ever seen.
 
In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad. 
"What do you mean by calling that mangy mutt a purebred
police dog?"
 
"Don't be deceived by his looks, Ma'am," he replied. 
"He's in the Secret Service."
 
"CAPTAIN DISCIPLINE"
 
 
About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on
their way home from a school trip.
 
Once we were in the air, and the crew began serving drinks,
I could hear them pleading with the children to settle down and
let the other passengers get some sleep.
 
No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the
solution that actually worked.
 
I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced,
 
"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop
this airplane and come back there!"
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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