Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** Final Cost ***
A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is
done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that
there is no money left.
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days
before he died. How could you be broke?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had
to make the obligatory donation for the church an d the organist and all.
That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks,
you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My goodness, how big is
it?" The widow says, "Three carats
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*** Cinderella ***
Two little girls are looking at a book of fairy tales. "Who's that on the cover?" asks the younger of the two.
"That's Cinderella." replied her friend. "It's a nice story with a happy ending."
"But why is she crying?" Asked the first.
"Because her wicked step-Mother won't let her go to the mall."
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*** Army Barber ***
An Army barber was just finishing cutting the draftee's hair.
"Like to keep these sideburns of yours?" he asked solicitously.
The draftee answered fervently, "I sure would!"
"Okay," chirped the barber. "Catch!"
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Have A Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** Final Cost ***
A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is
done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that
there is no money left.
The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days
before he died. How could you be broke?"
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had
to make the obligatory donation for the church an d the organist and all.
That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks,
you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My goodness, how big is
it?" The widow says, "Three carats
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*** Cinderella ***
Two little girls are looking at a book of fairy tales. "Who's that on the cover?" asks the younger of the two.
"That's Cinderella." replied her friend. "It's a nice story with a happy ending."
"But why is she crying?" Asked the first.
"Because her wicked step-Mother won't let her go to the mall."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*** Army Barber ***
An Army barber was just finishing cutting the draftee's hair.
"Like to keep these sideburns of yours?" he asked solicitously.
The draftee answered fervently, "I sure would!"
"Okay," chirped the barber. "Catch!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have A Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Necessary Legal Information
I do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
