First Class
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the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the
forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats
appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last
empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that
her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and
beautiful,and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of
the blonde problem.
The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in
economy.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to
sit here all the way to New York."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit
to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has
a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes
back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and
rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention,
together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New
York."
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