Quote from Forum Archives on April 21, 2006, 10:43 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"First Day"

 

The little boy came home from his very first day of kindergarten.

 

His mother was anxious to hear all about his big day at school, so she asked him, "What did you learn today?"

 

The youngster rolled his eyes and replied, "Not enough. I have to go back again tomorrow."

 

"Question Time"

 

 

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on
science.  He had explained about magnets and showed how they would
pick up nails and other bits of iron.  And now it was question time...

 

"Class," said he, "My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up
things.... What am I?"

 

A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"

 

"Sibling Takings"

 

 

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings.

"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one.

 

"My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

 

Not to be outdone, the youngest piped up,

 

"My sister takes antibiotics!"

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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