First-Time House Builder
Quote from Forum Archives on August 9, 2000, 3:34 pmPosted by: <@...>
"First-Time House Builder"Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men
walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He
returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four.""All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long
time. We're gonna build a house."
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Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men
walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He
returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long
time. We're gonna build a house."