Quote from Forum Archives on February 29, 2000, 7:03 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

Florist Complaint

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and
the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,
the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather
than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral
taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,
'Congratulations on your new location'"

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: Farfromthinkin