Quote from Forum Archives on July 31, 2006, 3:40 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Florist Mistake"

 

 

On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy".

 

While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.

 

"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."

 

"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."

 

"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.

 

"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.

 

"My Arthritis"

 

 

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an
older fellow with a post card in his hand. The old man said,
"Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post
card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can't even
hold a pen."

 

"Certainly sir," said the younger man, "I'd be glad to."

 

He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short
message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger
man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

 

The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, "Yes,
at the end could you just add, 'PS: Please excuse the sloppy
hand-writing.'?"

 

"Camels"

 

 

A mother and baby camel are talking one
day when the baby camel asks, "Mom,
why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

 

The mother replies, "Well son, when we
trek across the desert your toes will help
you to stay on top of the soft sand."

 

"OK," said the son.

 

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom,
why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

 

"They are there to keep the sand out of your
eyes on the trips through the desert."

 

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

 

After a short while, the son returns and asks,
"Mom, why have I got these great big humps
on my back??" The mother, now a little
impatient with the boy replies, "They are
there to help us store water for our long
treks across the desert, so we can go
without drinking for long periods."

 

"That's great Mom, so we have huge feet
to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to
keep the sand from our eyes and these
humps to store water, but Mom..."

 

"Yes, son?"

 

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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