Football Jokes
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dog is wearing a "Detroit Lions" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with
"Lions" pom-poms.
The hostess says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to
leave!"
The guy begs her, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is
broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he
and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the hostess relents
and allows them to stay and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Lions receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal.
With that the dog jumps up on the cashier counter, and begins walking back
and forth giving high-fives to everyone.
The hostess says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for four years."
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FOOTBALL QUICKIES
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What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs
What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A: An anorexic.
What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field. They never get a touchdown there.
Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche