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#1 · June 6, 2002, 7:12 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding.

One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old,
and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?"

The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."

"What do you call it?"

"We call it a football wedding."

The first asks, "What's a football wedding?"

The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!"

Dressing Alike
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The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her
children alike, right down to the youngest baby.

"When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so we wouldn't
lose any of them. Now," she added, looking around at her brood of
nine, "I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't belong
to us."

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