Forty Years in the Desert

#1 · March 6, 2000, 7:15 am

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long
flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing
white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone
tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."

The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view
and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again,
"Aren't you Moses".

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied,
"The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the
desert".