FOUR-BY-TWOS
Posted by: root <root@...>
house and they send out a crew like these guys. Enjoy:
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the guys walked
in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a
minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"
The guy paused and thought about the question for a minute. "I'd better go
check," he said. After awhile, the guy returned to the office and said, "A
long time. We're gonna build a house."
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"New Time Religion" Thanks Betty
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The elder priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "I know you
were reaching out to the young people when you had bucket seats put in to
replace the first four pews. It worked. We got the front of the church
filled first."
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And, you told me a
little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I
supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir that packed
us to the balcony."
"So," asked the young priest, "what's the problem?"
"Well", said the elder priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with
the drive-thru confessional."
"But Father," protests the young priest. "My confessions have nearly doubled
since I began that!
"I know, my son, but the flashing "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" neon
sign really has to go."