Fourth Person
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture,
which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him
which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,"
Ms. Jamie said.
"But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
You try to do a few pushups and discover
that certain body parts refuse to leave
the floor.
Your children look through your wedding
album and want to know who Daddy's first
wife was.
You get winded just saying the words
"ten-kilometer run."
You come to the conclusion that, if God
really wanted you to touch your toes each
morning, He would have put them somewhere
around your knees.
You analyze your body honestly and decide
what you should develop first is your sense
of humor.
You step on a talking scale and it says,
"Come back when you're alone."
customer in front of me had a large order.
As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for
her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents
crashing to the floor.
"They just don't make these bags like they used to,"
the clerk blurted to the customer. "That was supposed
to happen in your driveway!"
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