Frugal to the end
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Frugal to the end
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As the Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said:
"Is my wife here?"
His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you.."
The Scot goes: "Are my children here?"
"Yes, daddy, we are all here." say the children.
The Scot: "Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say: "Yes, we are all here..."
Then the Scot gets up and says: "Then why the heck is the light
on in the kitchen? Dang it woman, go cut it off !"
"Tater People"
Some people never seem motivated to participate but are just content
to watch while others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters".
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault
with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters".
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but
don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters".
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to
agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They
are called
"AgieTaters".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around
to actually doing what they promised. They are called "Hezzie Taters".
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters".
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will.
They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a
helping hand. They bring real "sunshine" into the lives of others!!
They are called "Sweet Taters" If you know any "Sweet Taters",
send them this!! (I just did!!).
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