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Fun At The Bank Friday
#1 · November 3, 2006, 9:58 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Fun At The Bank"
ONE day a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, "Please deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account." I handled the
transaction and whispered back, "Have a good day." He started to leave.but changed his mind.
"I'm sorry we have to whisper," he said, "but if my car knows I've
deposited money, it'll break down again." With his finger to his lips he
tiptoed out.
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MARTIN BOWEN, president of the Fort Worth First City National Bank, was seen
deposited money, it'll break down again." With his finger to his lips he
tiptoed out.
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MARTIN BOWEN, president of the Fort Worth First City National Bank, was seen
standing in front of the automatic teller in the lobby one day while it
performed a transaction rather slowly. After a brief wait, Bowen was heard
to say, "Come on it's me!"
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THE young woman who entered our bank to cash a check looked so hesitant that
performed a transaction rather slowly. After a brief wait, Bowen was heard
to say, "Come on it's me!"
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THE young woman who entered our bank to cash a check looked so hesitant that
I went to help her. "Please sign the back of the check," I told her, "as
you'd sign a letter." She looked at me gratefully, scribbled on the check and
passed it to me. Signed on the back was: "Yours affectionately, Pamela.
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AT THE bank where I used to work, we tellers were constantly cautioned
either to know the person who wanted to cash a cheque or to request proper
identification. One time a young man, who minutes before could produce no
ID, returned to my window with what he considered the perfect identification.
you'd sign a letter." She looked at me gratefully, scribbled on the check and
passed it to me. Signed on the back was: "Yours affectionately, Pamela.
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AT THE bank where I used to work, we tellers were constantly cautioned
either to know the person who wanted to cash a cheque or to request proper
identification. One time a young man, who minutes before could produce no
ID, returned to my window with what he considered the perfect identification.
Tucked under his arm was his high-school yearbook opened to his class picture.
I cashed his cheque.
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THE bank where I work had just installed its first 24-hour cash machine. I
encouraged an elderly gentleman to take an application for the new plastic
identification cards, explaining that he would be able to get cash any time
of day or night. He declined, saying, "Lady, anything I'd need money for that
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THE bank where I work had just installed its first 24-hour cash machine. I
encouraged an elderly gentleman to take an application for the new plastic
identification cards, explaining that he would be able to get cash any time
of day or night. He declined, saying, "Lady, anything I'd need money for that
late at night I shouldn't be doing."
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A FRIEND of mine spent two weeks touring the West with a Boy Scout troop.
They were in a bank cashing checks, and one boy was having trouble because
he had lost his wallet. He still claimed he had identification, but he didn't want
to show it. The pretty, young teller insisted, so the Scout leaned forward
and whispered in her ear. She motioned for him to come behind the counter.
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A FRIEND of mine spent two weeks touring the West with a Boy Scout troop.
They were in a bank cashing checks, and one boy was having trouble because
he had lost his wallet. He still claimed he had identification, but he didn't want
to show it. The pretty, young teller insisted, so the Scout leaned forward
and whispered in her ear. She motioned for him to come behind the counter.
My friend, who was tall enough to see over the counter, saw the blushing boy
tug out his shirt tail, fold his belt over in, back and then pull up the label on
his underwear to show his name neatly printed there. The teller cashed his
check.
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I WENT to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with
the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch.
Not even looking up from her paperwork, the loan officer responded, "You
don't fool me, sailor. I'll bet you have a woman in every bank."
Thanks Anne for sending these.
tug out his shirt tail, fold his belt over in, back and then pull up the label on
his underwear to show his name neatly printed there. The teller cashed his
check.
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I WENT to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with
the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch.
Not even looking up from her paperwork, the loan officer responded, "You
don't fool me, sailor. I'll bet you have a woman in every bank."
Thanks Anne for sending these.
"Pay Mistakes"
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it.
The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. How come, the supervisor inquired, you didnt say anything when you were overpaid?
The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. How come, the supervisor inquired, you didnt say anything when you were overpaid?
Unperturbed, the employee replied, Well, I can overlook one mistake but not two in a row!
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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