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#1 · September 14, 2002, 12:42 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to church, but so small when taken
  to the mall.
 
Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team plays
  60 minutes of basketball.
 
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short they are
  when watching a movie.
 
Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray, but don't have
  difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
 
Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but
  complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
 
Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but how easy it is to read
  100 pages of a best selling novel.
 
Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble
  to get a back seat at church services.
 
Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into
  their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for other events at the last
  moment.
 
Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple gospel well enough to tell
  others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat
  gossip.
 
Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Bible
  says.
 
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe,
  or to think, or to say, or do anything.
 
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
  wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
  think twice about sharing.
 
FUNNY, ISN'T IT ?
 
Are you laughing?
Are you thinking?
 
Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
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