Here then, is the real problem of our negligence. We fail in our duty to study God's Word not so much because it is difficult to understand, not so much because it is dull and boring, but because it is work. Our problem is not a lack of intelligence or a lack of passion. Our problem is that we are lazy.
R.C. Sproul

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#1 · April 9, 2006, 1:07 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
We would like to thank everyone for the kind e-mails and cards you sent to us. We are still getting things back to normal but feel much better.
Thank-You
Dave and Barbara
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"Fishing Trip"
 
 
MY 19-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER stood watching as her dad, grandfather and great-grandfath er loaded tackle boxes, rods and bait to go on a fishing trip. As they got into the car, her grandfather asked with total confidence, "What kind of fish do you
want us to bring home for supper?"
        "Well, if you're filling orders, I'd like bass," my granddaughter replied. Then she grinned. "And, Grandpa, don't pay over two dollars and twenty-five cents a pound."
 
 
"Silence"
 
The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.
She was shocked and absolutely stunned. She said "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
 
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."

 
"Cheerful Giver"
 
 
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson.
She gave the little girl a quarter and a dollar forchurch.
"Put whichever one you want in the collection plate
and keep the other for yourself," she told the girl.
 
When they were coming out of the church, the mother
asked her daughter which amount she had given.
 
"Well," said the little girl, "I was going to give
the dollar, but just before the collection the man
in the pulpit said that we should all be cheerful
givers. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if I gave
the quarter, so I did."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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