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#1 · March 5, 2004, 6:50 am
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Good Work 
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's
room,
room,
a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to
pick
up would cost her son 25 cents.
The plan backfired a bit. By the end of the week, he owed her $1.50.
She received the money promptly, along with a 50 cent tip and a note
that read, "Thanks Mom; keep up the good work."
pick
up would cost her son 25 cents.
The plan backfired a bit. By the end of the week, he owed her $1.50.
She received the money promptly, along with a 50 cent tip and a note
that read, "Thanks Mom; keep up the good work."
Humorous Home Remedies 
If you are choking on
an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your
throat and presto!
The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
-
Avoid cutting yourself while
slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them
while you chop away.
-
Avoid arguments with the
missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply
peeing in the sink.
-
High blood pressure sufferers:
simply cut yourself and bleed
for a while, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
-
A mousetrap placed on top
of your alarm clock will
prevent you from
rolling over and going back
to sleep when you hit
the snooze button.
-
If you have a bad cough,
take a large dose of laxatives.
You will be too
afraid to cough.
-
Have a bad tooth ache?
Hit your thumb with
a hammer-- then you will
forget about the tooth ache.
an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your
throat and presto!
The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
-
Avoid cutting yourself while
slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them
while you chop away.
-
Avoid arguments with the
missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply
peeing in the sink.
-
High blood pressure sufferers:
simply cut yourself and bleed
for a while, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
-
A mousetrap placed on top
of your alarm clock will
prevent you from
rolling over and going back
to sleep when you hit
the snooze button.
-
If you have a bad cough,
take a large dose of laxatives.
You will be too
afraid to cough.
-
Have a bad tooth ache?
Hit your thumb with
a hammer-- then you will
forget about the tooth ache.
It Worked 
Pastor Dave tells us, "After a worship
service at the Baptist Church, a
mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told how she
finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About
halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and
whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor is
going to lose his place and will have to start his
sermon all over again!' It worked.
service at the Baptist Church, a
mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told how she
finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About
halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and
whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, Pastor is
going to lose his place and will have to start his
sermon all over again!' It worked.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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