Girl's College Thursday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening,
explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm
that it was imperative he see a certain young lady
immediately.
"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."
"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman.
"But think of how I feel. I'm her mother."
No matter how hard my mom tries, every plant or flower
she has attempted to grow seems to wither and die an
untimely death under her care. But she never gives up
hope. While she was visiting home recently, my sister
nudged me and pointed to a line of new plants placed by
the kitchen window. "Look," she whispered, "death row."
A father started to read a magazine but was being bothered by his
little girl, Jessica. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his magazine
on which was printed the map of the world.
Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Jessica, and said, "Go
into the other room and see if you can put this together." He
thought that would keep her busy for quite awhile.
After a few minutes, Jessica returned and handed him the map
correctly fitted together. The father was surprised and asked how
she had finished so quickly.
"Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of
Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then the
world came together."
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