Giving Her Away
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father
escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom;
the bride kissed her father and placed something
in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with
ripples of laughter. Even the minister smiled
broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the
bride gave him back his credit card.
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
God decides it all way before,and you get to find out later who
<><> What is the Right Age To Get Married? <><>
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
<><> How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? <><>
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
Both don't want any more kids.
<><> What Do Most People Do On A Date? <><>
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other.
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
<><> What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour? <><>
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
<><> When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? <><>
When they're rich.
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
<><> Is It Better To Be Single or Married? <><>
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
<><> How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? <><>
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
<><> How Would You Make a Marriage Work? <><>
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
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