Glossary of Kids' Kitchen Terms Tuesday
Quote from Forum Archives on July 5, 2004, 6:21 pmPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Glossary Of Kids Kitchen TermsAPPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV.BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic
"Yuck" before a food is even tasted.CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten
because they are mixed together.CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for starving children.DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal.EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes
time to clear the table or wash dishes.FAT: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on
pieces of meat they do not wish to eat.FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers.FROZEN: Condition of children's jaws when spinach is served.FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert.GERMS: The only thing kids will share freely.LEFTOVERS: Commonly described as "gross."LOLLIPOP: A snack provided by people who don't have to pay
dental bills.MACARONI: Material for a collage.MEASURING CUP: A kitchen utensil usually stored in
the sandbox.METRIC: A system of measurement that will be accepted only
after forty years of wandering in the desert.NAPKIN: Any warm cloth object, such as shirt or pants.NATURAL FOOD: Food eaten with unwashed hands.NUTRITION: Secret war waged by parents using direct
commands, camouflage, and constant guard duty.PLATE: A breakable Frisbee.REFRIGERATOR: A very expensive and inefficient room
air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.SALIVA: A medium for blowing bubbles.SODA POP: Shake'N Spray.TABLE LEG: Percussion instrument.VEGETABLE: A basic food known to satisfy kid's hunger -only by sight.WATER: The cola of underdeveloped countries.So Brilliant
One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about
her son, a college student. "Why, our son is so brilliant,
every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the
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letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"Moses and The Walkie Talkie"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt."When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely."Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.""Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked."Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"Have a Blessed DayDave and BarbaraNecessary Legal InformationI do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
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"Yuck" before a food is even tasted.
because they are mixed together.
time to clear the table or wash dishes.
pieces of meat they do not wish to eat.
dental bills.
the sandbox.
after forty years of wandering in the desert.
commands, camouflage, and constant guard duty.
air conditioner when not being used as an art gallery.
One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about
her son, a college student. "Why, our son is so brilliant,
every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the
dictionary."
"You're lucky," the neighbor said. "Every time we get a
letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"
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