God is Left-Handed

#1 · March 1, 2000, 12:29 pm

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

"God Is Left-Handed"

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a
particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided
to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all
night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted
this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes
you say God did this with his left hand?"

"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that
Jesus sits on God's right hand!"