In 1956 Life magazine told of the shocking death of five missionaries in the jungles of Ecuador. For several months these men had tried to make contact with the primitive Auca Indians. On their first attempt to establish a camp, they were brutally murdered! Today these same Auca tribesmen are all Christians. They are leaders of a small congregation that worships near the spot where the missionaries died. Many educators and government leaders have expressed astonishment at the miraculous change in these Indians. How did it happen? The answer lies in the love of God expressed to these people by the sister of Nate Saint and the wife of Jim Elliot, two of the martyred missionaries. Led by God who is love and not vengeance, these women were able to break down the walls of distrust. In time they were able to share the gospel with these tribesmen and see the love of Christ transform their lives.
George Sweeting

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#1 · October 24, 2004, 12:43 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Update On Niki!!!!
Niki has been moved to a rehap center and has started rehap therapy. Her MRI was done and they are waiting for the report from the Doctor. They were told it was not good. Niki is smiling and moving her legs so we hope this is a good sign. Please keep her in your prayers and remember the family in prayer also.
 

 
"God Save The Queen"    
 
At Sunday school class, the teacher's plan was to explore the children's notion of God. She began the lesson with the question, "Timmy, who is God?"
 
Timmy is six years old. His brow furrowed as he thought about the question he had been asked. After a few seconds, a smile came to his face.
 
"God," he said, "is the man who saved the Queen."
 
 
"The Blonde Cook Book"
 
  
 
MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors
were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
 
TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when
Bob brought a friend home for supper.
 
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I
took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
 
THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce
one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob
asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
 
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all
ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been
something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
everything was the same as when I left.
 
SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some
reason Bob keeps counting to ten before talking.
 
SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I
could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of
genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment!!!
 
 
"Little Johnny"     
 
 
The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class.  She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 4, 2, and 19?"
 
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, HBO, and MTV."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day  
Dave and Barbara  
 
 
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