Quote from Forum Archives on July 21, 2006, 2:30 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Golf Clubs"

 

 

A Texas millionaire had fallen ill. Doctors
consulted did not seem to understand what
ailed him. The millionaire let it be known that
any doctor who could heal him could have
whatever he desired.

 

A country doctor was able to cure him and as
the doctor was leaving after a week's stay, the
Texan said, "Doc! I am a man of my word. You
name it and if it is humanly possible I'll get it for
you."

 

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I
could have a matching set of golf clubs that
would be fine."

 

With that the doctor left. The doctor didn't hear
from the Texas millionaire for some months.
Then one day he got a phone call from the
millionaire.

 

"Doc, I bet you thought that I had gone back on
my word. I have your matching set of golf clubs.
The reason it took so long is that two of them
didn't have swimming pools and I didn't think
they were good enough for ya. So I had pools
installed and they're all ready for you now!"

 

 

"LOFT"

 

 

Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons
from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the
right. "That was due to LOFT," said the pro.

 

The second man hit his ball far to the left.
"That, too, was due to LOFT," said the pro.

 

The third golfer took a swing, and the ball
just went a few feet and stopped. "Once
again, it's LOFT," the pro claimed.

 

"Well, what exactly do you mean by LOFT?"
asked the third golfer.

 

"Lack of fine talent," replied the pro.

 

"Sunday Golf"

 

 

Pastor Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play
golf.

 

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
persuaded him to give the sermon for him that day.

 

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Pastor Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

 

This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
church. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was
Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

 

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking
down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get
away with this, are you?"

 

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."

 

Just then Pastor Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the
pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.

 

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

 

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you
let him do that?"

 

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

  

 

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