Golf Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club and broke it but didn't say a word. Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word. The he took out all the golf balls and flung them into the woods but did not say one word. Finally he muttered, "I'm gonna have to give it up."
"Golf" asked the caddie.
"No" he replied. "The ministry."
altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and
clubs at his side.
She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going
to take all day, is it?"
"Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf
has more cheaters than any other game. -- Bruce Lansky
"On a recent survey, 80 per cent of golfers admitted
cheating. The other 20 percent lied." -- Bruce Lansky
"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's
golf game. It's called an eraser." -- Arnold Palmer
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