The person in your house that claims your first and nearest attention, is, undoubtedly, your wife; seeing you are to love her, even as Christ hath loved the Church… Next to your wife are your children; immortal spirits whom God hath, for a time, entrusted to your care, that you may train them up in all holiness, and fit them for the enjoyment of God in eternity. This is a glorious and important trust; seeing one soul is of more value than all the world beside. Every child, therefore, you are to watch over with the utmost care, that, when you are called to give an account of each to the Father of spirits, you may give your accounts with joy and not with grief.
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#1 · May 7, 2002, 6:54 am

Posted by: root <root@...>

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf,
during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots,
he said in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven
and earth to break a hundred on this course."

"Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved
most of the earth."

GETTING OLDER
===============
Leah and Shifrah are old friends. They have both been married to their
husbands for a long time; Shifrah is upset because she thinks her husband
doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Shifrah cries.

"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful
every day." replies Leah.

"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer.

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