Quote from Forum Archives on April 15, 2005, 10:15 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Gone Fishing"

To be successful at fishing you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting!

 

Fisherman: A sportsman who first lies in wait for a fish, and then lies in weight after catching it!

 

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught!

 

Then there are those times when you can swear you've got a fish, but all you've caught is weeds!

 

Fishing stimulates the brain - also, The imagination.

 

The typical fisherman is long on optimism and short on memory.

 

How come the fish never brag about the size of the man he got away from?

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"DID NOAH FISH"

 

 

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot
of fishing when he was on the Ark?"

 

No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."

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"THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD"

 

 

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of
the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters
a month to learn the verse.

 

Little Bobby was excited about the task. But, he just couldn't remember
the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.

 

On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the
congregation, Bobby was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to
the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my shepherd and that's
all I need to know!"

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"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

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