Good Advise
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you likesports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kirsten, age 10
2. WHAT'S THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
7. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9
9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8
10. HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
~~~ Sick Mother ~~~
One day a young mother was sick in bed at home with
her young daughter. The daughter was about four, and
always wanting to be of help to her mommy. So while
her mother was sick, the young girl got some magazine
for her mom, fluffed all the pillows for her, and even
made her a cup of tea.
Her mother was very pleased with the tea and asked
her daughter how she had ever learned to make tea
on her own. Her daughter proudly told her mom,
"well mommy, I've seen you do it lots of times. Only
this time I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly
swatter instead."
"YOU WHAT!?!?!" her mother cried.
"Oh don't worry mommy, I didn't use the new fly
swatter, I used the old one."
Wife Singing
Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir.
From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen
preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe
would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe?
Don't you like my singing?"
Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make
sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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