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"Good Samaritan" Friday
#1 · February 10, 2005, 12:22 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Good Samaritan"
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.
She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch
the drama Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all
wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.
She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch
the drama Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all
wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
"STORY OF ELIJAH"
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
altar,put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.
Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the
altar,put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar.
And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water
and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord
would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know, I
know," she said, "to make the gravy!"
know," she said, "to make the gravy!"
"HIGHER POWER"
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning
how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher
power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher
power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)
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