Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** Goodness and Mercy *** 
A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd
Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by
the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days
of my life..."
"What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked.
"Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and
mercy folowing me around. But I don't want Shirley following me
around all the time. She's a gossip and a spoilsport!"
*** Who's Number 1 *** 
I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not
yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called
each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5
your time to bat." Jeff Smith came to the plate. When I called for
"Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I yelled for "Number 1,"
but no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1...
still no one came forward.
As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I
shouted; "Who's Number 1?" That's when the whole team yelled,
"We are, Coach! We are!"
*** Please Santa *** 
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.
Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "
Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** Goodness and Mercy ***
A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd
Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by
the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days
of my life..."
"What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked.
"Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and
mercy folowing me around. But I don't want Shirley following me
around all the time. She's a gossip and a spoilsport!"
*** Who's Number 1 ***
I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not
yet learned the names of my players. At our first game I called
each boy by the number on his uniform. When I yelled, "Number 5
your time to bat." Jeff Smith came to the plate. When I called for
"Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I yelled for "Number 1,"
but no one emerged from the dugout. Again I called for Number 1...
still no one came forward.
As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I
shouted; "Who's Number 1?" That's when the whole team yelled,
"We are, Coach! We are!"
*** Please Santa ***
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.
Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her? "
Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Necessary Legal Information
I do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
