Graduation Day
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
It's graduation day at the elementary school in Los
Angeles, and everybody's waiting to get their diplomas.
Everybody but Little Johnny. At the assembly, the
entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let Johnny
graduate, let Johnny graduate!"
The principal agrees to give Johnny one last chance.
"If I have five apples in my right hand and five in
my left hand, Johnny, how many apples do I have?"
he asked.
Johnny thought long and hard and then said "Ten."
Hearing the answer the entire senior class stood up
and shouted "Give Johnny another chance, give Johnny
another chance!"
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The College Student
College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some
great news for you!"
Father: "What, son?"
College student: "Remember that $500 you
promised me if I made the Dean's list?"
Father: "I certainly do."
College student: "Well, you get to keep it."
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By: Rev. Matthew Sassano, Jr.
I am a pastor and father of two children.
The day before we were to attend a cousin's
high school graduation, I thought I'd
prepare the kids, knowing how fidgety they
can get.
"Graduations are sometimes long, boring
events," I said. "I want you guys to
behave and not ask constantly when it's
going to be over."
"Don't worry, Dad. We'll live," my daughter
replied. "We last through all your sermons,
don't we?"
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A College Graduate
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom"
"I'll show you how."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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