Grandma's Visit
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Little Johnny was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave
her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do
that trick he's been promising to do!"
His grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, sweetie?"
The little guy grinned at her. "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb
walls if you came to visit us again!"
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*** Little Bobby ***
His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this
scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say
God did this with his left hand?"
Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on
God's right hand!"
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*** What is God's Name ***
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to
the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name
was.
'Oh that's easy,' the man replied, 'His name is Andy.'
'What make you think his name is Andy?' the angel asked incredulously.
'Well, you see at Church we used to sing this song 'Andy walks with me, Andy
talks with me.'
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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