GrandPa's Wisdom
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
*** GrandPa's Wisdom ***
I think we all could use some of these .. just wished it was sooner!)
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on
the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt
that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,
she will never be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands,it's no wonder that
brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the
present.
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*** When Are The Interviews ***
My employment search preoccupied our family for months. One day my
husband told our three boys that to make things easier for me, he had a
list of jobs for them. They were all silent until our six-year-old
spoke up: "When are the interviews?"
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*** Sunday School Class ***
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the
story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal.
She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it,
cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And then
Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of
water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this
four times.
"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me
why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer
on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand,
"I know, I know," she said. "To make the gravy!"
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*** Share His Faith ***
There was a barber that thought that
he should share his faith with his
customers more than he had been doing lately.
So the next morning when the sun came up
and the barber got up out of bed he said,
"Today I am going to witness to the
first man that walks through my door."
Soon after he opened his shop
the first man came in and said,
"I want a shave!"
The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat
and I'll be with you in a moment."
The barber went in the back and prayed
a quick desperate prayer saying,
"God, the first customer came in and
I'm going to witness to him. So
please give me the wisdom to know just
the right thing to say to him. Amen."
Then quickly the barber came out
with his razor knife in one hand and a
Bible in the other while saying,
"Good morning sir. I have a question for you..........
Are you ready to die?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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