Quote from Forum Archives on November 29, 2004, 5:59 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~*~ Grandson's Innocent Prank ~*~ 

 

 

My husband and I purchased a pickup from a border State that had license plates different from ours, and during a very busy and trying Mo. my husband took the old ones off and installed the correct State ones.  A few days later, he was dismayed when he noticed that the front was indeed the new one that he had installed, but the back one was still the one that was on the pickup when it was purchased which was two different states.  Thinking he was losing it, he wondered what he should do as he didn't want to pay again for renewal ones.

 

When he asked our 8-yr. old grandson about it, he said yes, I noticed that the one one there was??? State, so I just
sorta hanged the old one over it.  We laugh about it now, but it certainly made us wonder at the time.  He was relieved to know that he still knows what he's doing most of the time.
Mrs. Marvin B.

 

 

~*~ Sam's Fishing ~*~

 

 

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else.  Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish.  Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught trout.  The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret.  The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.
So the next morning, the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's boat.  When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

 

Sam's approach was simple: He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it into the air.  The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface.  Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.

 

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden.  When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam, "You can't do this!  I'll put you in jail, buddy!  You will be paying every fine there is in the book!"

 

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite.  He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words: "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?" 

 

 

 ~*~ Birthday ~*~ 

 

    

 

On my birthday I was cutting the lawn when my teenage son  
came home from a baseball game. Seeing me behind the mower,  
he exclaimed, "On, Dad, you shouldn't have to mow the lawn  
on your birthday."  

 

Touched, I was about to turn the mower over to him when he  
added, "You should wait until tomorrow!"

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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