Quote from Forum Archives on May 26, 2005, 1:35 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Granpa Will Pay"

 

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

 

"Only a kiss a yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

 

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

 

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

 

 

"Dirty Child"

 

 

A very dirty little boy came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"

 

Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"

 

"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

 

 

"An Internet Prayer"

 

 

Help me log on without fretting,

 

Guide me, as I'm interneting,

 

Bless my down and uploading,

 

Keep my browser from exploding,

 

May my 'puter be protected,

 

Let not my password be rejected,

 

Keep my line connection clear...

 

And tech support always near!

 

 

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

Necessary Legal Information

 

We do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from us it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than us, has forwarded it to you.

 

Normal Subscribe: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org
Normal Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org
       
Web Subscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-subscribe@welovegod.org
Web Unsubscribe: clean-hewmor-allow-unsubscribe@welovegod.org
       
Email Group Owner: clean-hewmor-owner@welovegod.org

  Clean-Hewmor is only as good as the humor YOU contribute.  Please take  a few moments to send something funny so we can all get a good laugh!  --  To unsubscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-unsubscribe@welovegod.org  To subscribe, send ANY message to: clean-hewmor-subscribe@welovegod.org>