Great Shot
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Great Shot
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At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The
straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on
the left.
The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction.
But the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike
path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and
was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked
him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus
schedule."
Car Wash
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The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay
their expenses for a special trip. They made a very large sign, CAR
WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP, and on the given Saturday business was
very good. But by two o'clock the skies clouded and the rain poured
and there were hardly any customers.
Finally, one of the girl washers had an idea. She printed up an even
bigger poster which said, WE WASH (then an arrow pointing skyward)
GOD RINSES. Business boomed!
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