GROUCHY
Posted by: root <root@...>
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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-
vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour,
until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment, and commented to the clerk, "I
was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in
this picture."
The woman beside him peered over his shoulder, then reassured him,
"It's okay. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you
over, anyway."
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Computers
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A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they
experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring
at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going.
The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen.
In her most reassuring voice, she said, "The computer wants to
know what your name is," then she walked over to the next child.
The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered,
"My name is David."