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#1 · September 1, 2003, 10:29 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

*** We hope each of you have a safe and Happy Labour Day. ***

 
<><> Grounded <><>
 
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His
sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when
he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with
the attendant, Brendan walked back  to his relatives and said
that he'd have to wait another three hours in the airport.
 
"How come?" his nephew asked.

"My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained.
"Grounded?!" the little boy said.
"I didn't know planes had parents."
 
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<><> How Old <><>
 
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."
"Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four."
 
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<><> I Can't Read <><>
 
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor.
She told him she was writing a story.
 
"What's it about?" he asked.
 
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
 

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<><> Telephone Call <><> 
 
The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school and the principal said, "Good Morning, this is the principal speaking."

The caller said, "Hi. I'm calling to let you know that John won't be able to come to school all next week."
"What seems to be the problem with him?" asked the principal.
The caller said, "We are all going on a family vacation. I sure hope there is not a problem with that."
"I guess that would be fine," said the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"
 

"Sure," the caller said, "This is my father."
 
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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