Halt! Who Goes There?
Posted by: root <root@...>
When I got off the bus late one night at Camp Beauregard, La., and was
hurrying to my quarters, I was confronted by a guard. "Halt! Who goes
there?" he called out. I gave my name, rank, serial number and Army unit,
and waited patiently for the command to advance and be recognized.
Finally I broke the silence with, "Aren't you supposed to say something
else?"
"Yes," the guard replied, "and don't you dare move until I think of it."
Source- Robert Elkins
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Breaker - Breaker
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Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving.
"Don't you see that car is braking?" Then she snapped,
"Don't pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."
The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about
his loose wheel. The wife, in a nasty mood because of a
headache,
was irritated by the incessant squealing of the CB. "Why do
you always get so much static?" she asked.
"Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I'm married."